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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Yes Lots
April 5, 2026
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. “Have you had any bites?” asked the second man. “Yes, lots, “replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Iiii Jjjust Rrrread
April 5, 2026
Englishman, Scottishman and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at the end of day and an Englishman has sold 2, a Scottsman has sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says “Iiii sssold ssssixty. “ The other
Friends None
April 5, 2026
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had
Rolls Royce Need
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off — here are the keys. “ The loan
Twelve Inch Pianist
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!” Says the man. “Oh, well there’s this genie round the back of the bar, and he grants you whatever wish you
Flight Non Stop
April 5, 2026
A couple boarded a modern jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light