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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Different Limbs
April 5, 2026
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Owner Pulls
April 5, 2026
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: “Son, how much do you make a day?” The guy
Next Question Intended
April 5, 2026
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No. “ The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught. “ This joke is included in
Tobacco Dip Sample
April 5, 2026
Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can’t figure out his secret. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he’s set up
Fairy Tales Begin
April 5, 2026
“Mommy, “Little Johnny asked, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No, dear, “she replied. “Sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I’ll be working late at the office tonight… ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
English Professor Complained
April 5, 2026
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language. “ “I’m surprised, “said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear. “ “Oh, it isn’t that, “explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light