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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Tony Smiled
April 5, 2026
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes, “came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag. “ “That was very kind of you, “Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought. “ Tony smiled as
Christian Home
April 5, 2026
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys. “ This
Peter Jesus
April 5, 2026
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: “What do you want? “ Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus. “ St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s her! “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Nun Again
April 5, 2026
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appeared at his table and started decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now John
Jehovah’s Witness
April 5, 2026
A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah’s Witness. He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Problem Boss
April 5, 2026
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem. “ Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light