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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Twice Last
April 5, 2026
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor asked what the problem was. “Well, “said the man, “My wife and I aren’t getting as much out of sex as we used to, doctor. “ “How old are you, Mr Jones?” asked the doctor. “I’m 87, doctor. “ “And how old is your wife, Mr Jones?”
Solid Sex
April 5, 2026
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in
Ben Marries
April 5, 2026
Ben marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. “Ben, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table. “ So, Ben folds his hands on his lap and
Pussy Once Jimmy
April 5, 2026
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Oxygen Mask Embarrassed
April 5, 2026
A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on a hospital bed. A young nurse came to cleanse his body with a sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am
Drink Named Philip
April 5, 2026
A screwdriver rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light