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Hidden Smile Sally’s

Hidden Smile Sally’s

April 5, 2026

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small,

Unzipped Trousers Next

Unzipped Trousers Next

April 5, 2026

Craig comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: “Mrs. Hudson, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter, then I will pee on your

Rogers Smiles

Rogers Smiles

April 5, 2026

Jessica goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Jess waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Jessica, what is your multi-syllable word?” Jess says, “Mas-tur-bate. “ Miss Rogers smiles and says,

Josh Wrote

Josh Wrote

April 5, 2026

At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love. ‘ The woman wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Josh and I, it is spiritually

Luck Condom Bitch

Luck Condom Bitch

April 5, 2026

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Puzzled Joanne

Puzzled Joanne

April 5, 2026

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. “ Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft. “ Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light