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Noisy Launderette

Noisy Launderette

April 5, 2026

A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Lunch Sometime

Lunch Sometime

April 5, 2026

Man to a woman: “Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger?” Woman: “No. “ Man: “Let’s have lunch sometime…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Smoke Having Sex

Smoke Having Sex

April 5, 2026

Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Broom I’ll Show – Young Hired

Broom I’ll Show – Young Hired

April 5, 2026

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry.

Hermaphrodite Wrong Features

Hermaphrodite Wrong Features

April 5, 2026

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child. “ The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite. “ The woman

Position’s Productive Capacity

Position’s Productive Capacity

April 5, 2026

An ambitious employee asked the boss if she could get a raise, and he said, “Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position’s productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment. “ The employee said, “I don’t get it. “ “That’s right, “said the boss. This

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light