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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Lousy Lover
April 5, 2026
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, “You know, you’re a really lousy lover. “ The husband replies, “How can you possibly tell that after only 30 seconds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Can’t Believe
April 5, 2026
Johnny got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers’ party. He snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was his dad. Johnny said, “After 30 years of marriage I can’t believe you’re
Short Attention Span
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. “ “Can you help me?!” “No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hospital How’s
April 5, 2026
A guy gets out of the Venereal Disease. Hospital and decides to hire a hooker, since he’s been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it’s over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn’t had sex in four months because of being in
Slow Down
April 5, 2026
Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Smell Cock
April 5, 2026
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air. “ The other hooker looked at her and said, “Sorry No, I just burped. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light