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Which Profession Yours

Which Profession Yours

April 5, 2026

A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Genie Explains Well

Genie Explains Well

April 5, 2026

Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his

Speak English

Speak English

April 5, 2026

A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when a very sexy woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Flat Chest

Flat Chest

April 5, 2026

Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Forty Pounds 2

Forty Pounds 2

April 5, 2026

A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “ “Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “ This joke

Jeremy’s Life Since

Jeremy’s Life Since

April 5, 2026

A lot of things have changed in Jeremy’s life since he got to know that his girlfriend got pregnant. His name, living address, phone number… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light