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Garage Rain

Garage Rain

April 5, 2026

A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to

Math Professor

Math Professor

April 5, 2026

A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: “My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old

Mama Reassures Isabella

Mama Reassures Isabella

April 5, 2026

As is tradition in Italian families, Isabella spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Isabella has any questions. Mama tells Isabella, “You have a problem, you come and see Mama. “ Later, Isabella’s husband unbuttons his shirt, and Isabella jumps up, runs next door and

Prepared Eat Days

Prepared Eat Days

April 5, 2026

Man: “What have you prepared to eat today?” Wife: “Nothing. “ Man: “But you did nothing yesterday. “ Wife : “I made it for two days. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Hairiest Spot

Hairiest Spot

April 5, 2026

Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom’s mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls

Plain English

Plain English

April 5, 2026

A man told his doctor he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like he used to. When the examination was complete, he said “Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. “ “Well in plain English, “the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy. “ “Okay, “said the man.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light