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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wear Shorts
April 5, 2026
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. “ Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!” Wife: “You wear shorts!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shout Till
April 5, 2026
Husband knocks on the door at midnight. Wife: “Go back where you came from!” Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!” Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a
Can’t Expect – Couple Returns
April 5, 2026
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well, “replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. “ “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,
Series Mexican Loves
April 5, 2026
A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: “Look, how much he loves her…” “Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Great News – Newlywed Said
April 5, 2026
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. “ Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing
Antennas Met
April 5, 2026
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light