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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Emergency Repair Kit
April 5, 2026
Peter was helping Jeniffer, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Jeniffer what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency
Kid Named Bubba
April 5, 2026
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. “Well, “says Bubba,
God Doesn’t Exist
April 5, 2026
One day the kids in Ms. Evans’ science class disagreed with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn’t believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, “But I thought God created mankind?” Ms. Evans then replied, “Well can you see God?” “No. “ “Hear God?”
Baby Swallowed
April 5, 2026
Willy: “Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: “I don’t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?” Willy: “Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Golden Coach
April 5, 2026
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his five-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as
Policeman Knocks
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny brings a can to the policeman and asks:”Can you please open the can?” Policeman knocks at it:”Please open the door, police…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light