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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Johnny Well
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny: “Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?” Dad: “No, son, it wouldn’t be right. “ Little Johnny: “Well, you could try. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Gas Men
April 5, 2026
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they
Alarm System
April 5, 2026
Passing an office building late one night, a little Johnny saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman. “ He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The old, uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally
Confident Smile
April 5, 2026
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example, “she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?” Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile,
Acute Angina
April 5, 2026
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. “I should tell you, I have acute angina, “she said. The man replied, “That’s very good because you have the ugliest breasts
Viagra Tablet
April 5, 2026
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine, “says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus. “ “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you. “ “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light