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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Waitress Lifts
April 5, 2026
A married couple goes to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, “Where’s the burger?” The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. “I was keeping it warm, “she replies.
Older Brother Leaned
April 5, 2026
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… “ “I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… “ “I PRAY
Heavy Cart Uphill
April 5, 2026
A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: “You should say to your boss
Priest Smiles
April 5, 2026
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer
Hello Mick
April 5, 2026
“Yes brother, “says Paddy. “Well I’m going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I’m away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids, “says Mick. “It’ll be an honor to do that for you Mick, “says Paddy. A month later Paddy calls Mick. “Hello Mick, your wife’s given birth
Children’s Souls Rot
April 5, 2026
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made her an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, “the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light