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Deer Tracks – Blondes Walking

Deer Tracks – Blondes Walking

April 5, 2026

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. “ The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “ “No. Those are deer tracks. “ They kept arguing, and about half an hour later they were both killed by

Deserted Island

Deserted Island

April 5, 2026

Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said. “Why not, “thought the blondes. “It’s worth a

These Turkeys

These Turkeys

April 5, 2026

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it

Fries Burger Library

Fries Burger Library

April 5, 2026

A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Daddy Long Legs

Daddy Long Legs

April 5, 2026

A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing. Their father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It’s a

Bunsen Burner

Bunsen Burner

April 5, 2026

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame, “the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you, “ The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light