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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Sauteed Frog Legs
April 5, 2026
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle
Cried Again O-O-Oh 2
April 5, 2026
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, “A crocodile, a crocodile!” The woman woke up and asked, “Where, where?” A man cried again, “O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Lady’s Arm
April 5, 2026
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
These Taste
April 5, 2026
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, “What is that?” “They’re smart pills, “said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter. “ So he ate them and said, “These taste like crap. “ “See, “said the other boy, “you’re
Pigs Gentlemen Twice
April 5, 2026
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: “There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!” This joke is included
Phone Rings
April 5, 2026
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light