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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
These Great Long
April 5, 2026
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes
Tank Goldfish Drive
April 5, 2026
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doesn’t Bother
April 5, 2026
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. “Sir, please calm down, “the manager replied. “It’s dead. It can’t bother you now. “ “The dead one doesn’t bother me. “Bob said. “It’s his pallbearers. “
Rabbi Scotsman Joke
April 5, 2026
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Veterinarian – Went Work
April 5, 2026
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cop Excuse
April 5, 2026
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light