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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Snail Down

Snail Down

April 5, 2026

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” The man

Husband’s Death

Husband’s Death

April 5, 2026

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says “Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and

Bus Driver Shakes

Bus Driver Shakes

April 5, 2026

Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about ME?”

Insanity Minnie Seems

Insanity Minnie Seems

April 5, 2026

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. “Mickey, “the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me. “ “I didn’t say she was insane, “exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy. “ This joke is included in the Black

Bus Moves Along

Bus Moves Along

April 5, 2026

There’s a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated… they’re in a panic. They’re screaming,

Dog High Enough

Dog High Enough

April 5, 2026

Two friends decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, “I just don’t understand it, why aren’t we getting any ducks?” His friend says, “I keep telling you, I just don’t

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light