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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Phone Flights America
April 5, 2026
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute… “ The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Easier Yeah
April 5, 2026
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached and talked to them. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.
Anymore He’s
April 5, 2026
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keeping quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other.
Agnes Whispers
April 5, 2026
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for two tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry, “The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.
Ice Fisherman Drilled
April 5, 2026
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there. “ He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there. “
Kkk Members
April 5, 2026
A guy’s walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they’ll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes… He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he’s ever seen and he’d just
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light