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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Human Race
April 5, 2026
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. . “ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. . The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which
Hunter Visited
April 5, 2026
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife. “ “What’s he stuffed with, “asked the visiting hunter. “My
Tree Again Jumped
April 5, 2026
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a
Aunt Responded
April 5, 2026
One day little Johnny went with his aunt to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches long. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: “That is nothing” The other month when he went with his mother to the
Style Reporter
April 5, 2026
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim. “ Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week. “ Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel. “ Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general. “ Reporter: “But isn’t that
Crime Committed
April 5, 2026
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom… The judge asked the duck, “What is your crime?” The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall. “ The judge says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re free to go. “ The judge then asks the pigeon, “What is
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light