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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Apprentice Seaman Above
April 5, 2026
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above, he shouted, “Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!” The following morning the captain was
Potted Geraniums
April 5, 2026
“I’m sorry, “said the clerk in the flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?” The customer said sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Finds Herself Atop
April 5, 2026
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the
Record Store
April 5, 2026
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked. “Well, no, “answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children. “ “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think
Babe Girlfriend Bam
April 5, 2026
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure babe! Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Foot Chubby Bald
April 5, 2026
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children. “
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light