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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Kind Word
April 5, 2026
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey, “he said, “what about my kind word?” She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Rat Stretches Cracks
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
Bash Grumble Boiled
April 5, 2026
Two eggs were in a pot, being boiled. One said to the other, “it’s so hot in here I don’t think I can stand it much longer. “ The other replied, “Don’t grumble. As soon as they get you out of here, they bash your head with a spoon. “ This joke is included in
Hey Cabby
April 5, 2026
“Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?” “Five bucks, sir. “ “And how much for my suitcase?” “No charge for the suitcase, sir. “ “Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Yeah Bob
April 5, 2026
Bob turned up to his first day at the funeral home. He was learning the ropes from Jimmy who had been working as a funeral director for the last 4 years. All was going well until they put the first coffin into the back of the hearse. Jimmy said, “Bob, ok. It’s in the right
Ship Capsized
April 5, 2026
A cruise ship full of Mother-in-Laws was heading towards Hawaii for a week when their ship capsized killing everyone. Their families cried for a whole week. But after 3 weeks one man was still crying, so the people asked him why he was still crying. The man replies, “My Mother-in-Law missed the darn boat!” This
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light