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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Teachers Hate
April 5, 2026
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “ “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “ “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to
Airline Charge
April 5, 2026
The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in
Girlfriend Snuggled Closer
April 5, 2026
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at
Man’s Plea Please
April 5, 2026
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plea, “Please take the books too, I’m $4200
Fighter I’ll
April 5, 2026
“Now, you got to keep away from this guy, “the trainer whispered to his fighter. “Jab him and get away or he’ll use his right. Don’t let him get set up to use his right. “ “I understand, “said the fighter. “I’ll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and
Appear Uninterested
April 5, 2026
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: “This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!” Her husband, not to appear uninterested, said; “I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!” This joke is included in
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light