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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Jeer Twenty-Two Carrots
April 5, 2026
“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginger!” she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold. “ “Yeah, “he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ain’t Nobody Goin’
April 5, 2026
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’. “You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going. “ Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chase Women
April 5, 2026
An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, “Well, you’ve got some problems, all right, but if you’d give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you’d last a good while longer. “ “But Doc, “answered the man, “I don’t smoke, drink, or chase
Can’t Expect
April 5, 2026
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, “Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can’t expect too much. “ “That’s true, “the man agreed; “but Doc, so is the other one and it’s not bothering me like this
Pass Mine Through
April 5, 2026
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare. “ The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it. “ Not to be outdone,
Glass Eye
April 5, 2026
Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye!” The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he’s had about enough, so he replies, “OK, you’re on. “The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light