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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Sympathetic Visitor Applied
April 5, 2026
A big, burly man visited his pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Madam, “he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father of the family is dead, the
Harry I’ve
April 5, 2026
Harry was a compulsive gambler who would bet on anything —cars, horses, roulette, dogs, football, baseball, cards, dice, basketball and everything else. One day after a run of bad luck, he said to his best friend, “Buddy, I hate asking you this, but I need $3,000 urgently. We’ve got no food in the house, I
Down John Whispers
April 5, 2026
Two friends Jack and John go to the bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line-up the customers, including the two friends, up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on Jack jams something
Roulette Table Maybe
April 5, 2026
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, “What rotten luck I’ve had today! What in the world should I do now?” A man standing next to her suggests, “I don’t know, why don’t you play your
Honey Let’s
April 5, 2026
An old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary. The wife said to her husband, “Honey, let’s get stark naked and sit at the dining table and eat our dinner!” As they sat at the dining table the wife said, “Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!” The husband says, “That is
Famous Blarney Stone
April 5, 2026
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be following you all your
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light