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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Short Form
April 5, 2026
The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Answers Mary John
April 5, 2026
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their thirtieth wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really, “says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No, “she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his
Stop Sign Ahead
April 5, 2026
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies,
Entire Vacation
April 5, 2026
Don had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What!” shouted the boss. “I can’t give you more time now. Why didn’t you get married while you were off?” “Are you nuts?” replied Don. “That would have ruined my entire vacation!” This joke
Mountains Blamed
April 5, 2026
A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told us you were the best guide in Minnesota!” they cried. “I am, “he said, “but I think we’re in Ontario now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Didn’t Notice
April 5, 2026
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light