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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Stafford County Demolition

Stafford County Demolition

April 5, 2026

A twice married and divorced well-to-do business man named Ralph felt he finally found his soulmate in a woman half his age. Dorothy, his new wife, was pretty, dirty blond hair, and not all that bright, but Ralph didn’t care. He would do anything to make her happy, and on Dorothy’s birthday he called her

Water Isn’t Salty

Water Isn’t Salty

April 5, 2026

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him: “Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?” The other fisherman replies, “If you just go down the stream until the water isn’t salty, there are a ton

Patience Remember

Patience Remember

April 5, 2026

Husband: “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. “ Wife: “Nonsense! it’s only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Kitchen Cabinets

Kitchen Cabinets

April 5, 2026

Joseanne had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen. A few days later, a neighbor came over to

Boy’s Haircut

Boy’s Haircut

April 5, 2026

The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. “Give me the full treatment, “the man said. “I want to look good in the parade!” After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m going to buy a new

Milk Yes

Milk Yes

April 5, 2026

Milkman to new hand: “Did you put water in the milk this morning?” New hand: “Yes sir. “ Milkman: “Don’t you know this is wicked?” “But you told me to mix water with the milk?” “Yes, but I told you to put the water in first and then pour the milk into it. Then, you

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light