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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

You’ve Worn

You’ve Worn

April 5, 2026

The young bride’s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. “Never let your husband see you in the nude, “she advised. “You should always wear something. “ “Yes, mother, “replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire

Heart Attack

Heart Attack

April 5, 2026

Two women met in heaven who were previous acquaintances on earth. One said, “I can’t believe you’re here so soon, what happened?” She exclaimed, “I froze to death!” The other said, “That’s terrible, how’d it happen?” “Well I started shivering uncontrollably, fell asleep and here I am!” Then she asked how her friend died. She

Lion Thirty Feet

Lion Thirty Feet

April 5, 2026

One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He sauntered over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roared, “Who’s the king of this jungle?” The monkey scampered down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, “Wh. . wh… why you are Mr. Lion. “ A few minutes later, the lion comes

Hundred Letters

Hundred Letters

April 5, 2026

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted. “ Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing… “You can have mine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Question Usually Honey

Question Usually Honey

April 5, 2026

Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?” Wife: “Is that what I do?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Insomnia I’ve

Insomnia I’ve

April 5, 2026

“I’m suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I’ve tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep. “ “Why don’t you try talking to yourself?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light