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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Cellphone Spoke
April 5, 2026
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. “We have two big needs, “said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor. “ The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out.
Exact Words
April 5, 2026
An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Perhaps, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. “ The old woman says without
Property Line Isn’t
April 5, 2026
Phil’s neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana. Phil then realized that his property line isn’t where he thought it was. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Gnat’s Whisker
April 5, 2026
The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, “Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a
Car Keys
April 5, 2026
A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat pocket and realized his car keys were missing. He looked around but could not find his keys. He went outside to look in the car
Pearl Necklace
April 5, 2026
Wife: “Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace. “ Husband: “Wow, that’s great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light