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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Feelings Toward
April 5, 2026
Michelle:” I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?” Joanna:” It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. “ Michelle:” Are you returning the ring?” Joanna: “No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Mathematical Function
April 5, 2026
“I love you” is a mathematical function where, ‘I love’ is the constant and ‘you’ is the variable… and marriage inverts the function, where “you” becomes the constant, “I love” becomes the variable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sobbed Johnny
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer, “said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious, “soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why
I’ll Check
April 5, 2026
Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “ Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” Wife:”In the pool. “ This joke is included in the
Story Well Johnny
April 5, 2026
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and
Brief Unexpected
April 5, 2026
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down. “ “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. “ “Why’s that?” “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. “ This joke is included
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light