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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dad’s Shoulder
April 5, 2026
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural, “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder. “ The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have
Genie Explains Well – Guys Irish
April 5, 2026
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s
Jewish Student Raises
April 5, 2026
A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Statue Arab
April 5, 2026
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab:”Why did you do that?” Jew: “Because he killed half my people. “ The Arab spits on the statue as well. “ Jew: “Why did you do that?” Arab: “Because he didn’t kill the other half. “
Shouted Stop – Jewish Guy
April 5, 2026
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene. He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did. The Jewish guy rolled down his window
Dog Died
April 5, 2026
“Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?” “You’re not fooling me dad, a chair!” “Not this time, your dog died. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light