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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
O’reilly Patrick’s Irishman
April 5, 2026
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day. “ “Oh, really?” “No, O’Reilly!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bank Account
April 5, 2026
Dear Santa, For this year I’m requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P. S. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Momma Santa
April 5, 2026
After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “ Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it
Twin Brothers
April 5, 2026
A little boy said he wanted a baby brother. His Dad smiled and suggested he pray for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but after a couple weeks with no baby brother, he didn’t bother to ask anymore. A few months later Dad said Mom was in the hospital and had a surprise.
Backyard Mushrooms
April 5, 2026
A newlywed couple wanted to invite their friends over for a steak and mushroom dinner. The wife had all the ingredients except the mushrooms. The husband said, “There are plenty of mushrooms growing in the backyard. “ “Are you sure?” said the wife. “They could be poisonous?” The husband replied, “I will give one to
Puzzled Travis
April 5, 2026
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?” “Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “ Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?” “Because, “replied McGee, “that’s
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light