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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Born Tom
April 5, 2026
Jim: When was your son born? Tom: In March, he came the first of the month. Jim: Is that why you named him “Bill”? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three-Legged Chicken Taste
April 5, 2026
John was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him, doing about 30 miles per hour. Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken took off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into a farm. As
Grandson Okay Grandpa
April 5, 2026
Grandson: “Grandpa, I have some advice for you. Grandfather: “Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising. Grandson: “Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close to the campfire and it just burst into flames. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Mill Field
April 5, 2026
A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Bacon Tree
April 5, 2026
Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Children’s Potty Chair
April 5, 2026
One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland stopped at a farm cottage. He told the farmer’s wife he was freezing to death, and was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside the house, he complained of being thirsty. The woman handed him an enormous white crockery mug filled
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light