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Clerk Responds Sorry

Clerk Responds Sorry

April 5, 2026

A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk, “Can I have a turkey for my grandma?” the clerk responds, “Sorry. We don’t do exchanges. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Cough Syrup

Cough Syrup

April 5, 2026

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A. M. to get something for his cough.

Minister Hereafter Eighty-Year-Old

Minister Hereafter Eighty-Year-Old

April 5, 2026

The minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter. “ She said to him, “I think about it many times a day. “ “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise. “ “It’s not a matter of wisdom, “she replied. “It’s

Initial Confusion

Initial Confusion

April 5, 2026

“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “ “What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor. “Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle

Course Great

Course Great

April 5, 2026

“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course… “ “Great! I never could before!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Yelled Jack

Yelled Jack

April 5, 2026

“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went, “he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light