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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Heart Murmur
April 5, 2026
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied,
Sistine Chapel
April 5, 2026
A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country’s greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting
Fermented Diaper
April 5, 2026
Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?” Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time. “ The Doctor nods, “Hmm. “ Patient: “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes
Square Equals Eleven
April 5, 2026
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The psychiatrist informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. He asks the first patient, “How much is two plus two?” “Blue. “ At which point the doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to
Clean Toilets Ahead
April 5, 2026
A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying, “Clean toilets ahead, 8 miles on the left. “ She was really late for her appointment since there were 17 toilets to clean. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Moment Adjusted
April 5, 2026
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light