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Rep I’d

Rep I’d

April 5, 2026

A man at the airline counter tells the rep. “I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London. The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that. “ The man replied: Nonsense. That is what you did last time I flew with you. This joke is

Impressive Personage

Impressive Personage

April 5, 2026

His girlfriend’s father was interviewing young Charles. “So, “said that impressive personage, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you? “Not particularly, “said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Barber Men’s Hair

Barber Men’s Hair

April 5, 2026

When Fred went to his barber he expressed concern about going bald. Fred: “Now that I’m getting older I’m worried about my hair falling out. “ Barber: “Men’s hair doesn’t ever fall out. “ Fred: “I’ve seen many balding older men. “ Barber: “When men get older their hair follicles get weak making the hair

Particular Disease

Particular Disease

April 5, 2026

A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease. “Nonsense, “scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With that particular disease there’s no discomfort of any kind. “ “Oh no!” gasped the patient. “Those are my symptoms exactly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of

Commented Hmm

Commented Hmm

April 5, 2026

A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Hmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there

Moth Dentist

Moth Dentist

April 5, 2026

A man goes into a dentist’s office. Man: “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth. “ Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist. “ Man: “Yes, I know. “ Dentist: “So, why did you come in here?” Man: “The light was on. “ This joke is included in

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light