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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Church Rummage Sale
April 5, 2026
Grumpy Old Man to his wife: “Why didn’t any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?” His wife: “I’m thinking it may have gone better if you hadn’t torn out the pages you didn’t like. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Doctor’s Receptionist
April 5, 2026
Mike told the doctor’s receptionist he needed an appointment. “How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked. “I don’t need that many, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Serial Killer John
April 5, 2026
John picked up a hitchhiker the other night and hitchhiker asked him, “How did you know I was not a serial killer?” John replied, “The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Nurse Love Conceited
April 5, 2026
The conceited young man had been in the hospital for some time and had been extremely well looked after by the pretty young nurse. “Nurse, “said the patient, one morning. “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well. “ “Don’t worry, “replied the nurse cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s in love with
Act Together
April 5, 2026
A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!” This joke is
Advised Paul
April 5, 2026
The doctor has advised Paul to stop drinking. Paul realized this is going to be a massive change for him. He’s been visiting that doctor for 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light