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Consecutive Life Terms

Consecutive Life Terms

April 5, 2026

A judge convicted and sentenced a man to serve five consecutive life terms in prison. When the judge asked if there was anything he wanted to help pass the time, the man replied… “A Perpetual Calendar!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Need Glasses

Need Glasses

April 5, 2026

“You need glasses, “the eye doctor said. “I’m already wearing glasses, “replied the patient. “In that case, “the doctor said, “I need glasses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Lung Cancer

Lung Cancer

April 5, 2026

A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bridge Drive

Bridge Drive

April 5, 2026

A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not fall off. The employer is very impressed. He

Obesity Afraid Yes

Obesity Afraid Yes

April 5, 2026

Doctor: “I’m afraid you suffer from obesity. “ Patient: “Yes, it runs in the family. “ Doctor: “No, nothing runs in your family. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Rich Marry

Rich Marry

April 5, 2026

A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company. “You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light