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Hands Angry

Hands Angry

April 5, 2026

There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she

John Mark Peter

John Mark Peter

April 5, 2026

They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today! ‘ ‘Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such

Light Off

Light Off

April 5, 2026

Mrs Laura, a kindergarten teacher, asked her class “what things we can eat?” “Bread” “Yes” “Hamburger” “Ok” A five years girl answered “Light”, “Omg” shouted the teacher, “how can light be eaten?” “Last night I heard mom whispering to dad ‘turn the light off and put it in my mouth’“ This joke is included in

Cab Driver Noticed

Cab Driver Noticed

April 5, 2026

The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy,

Flight Crew Wheeled

Flight Crew Wheeled

April 5, 2026

An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a businessman. “Would you like a drink?” “Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having. “ This joke is included

Lion Met

Lion Met

April 5, 2026

A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First, he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus, and again got no answer. Finally, the lion met a mouse.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light