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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Christmas Tree
April 5, 2026
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
Felix Essay Pen
April 5, 2026
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand. “Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked. “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
Maria the Robot
April 5, 2026
Peter: “Your secretary is very sexy… “ Tony: “Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named ‘Maria’. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I’ll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions… “ Next day Peter called Tony from
Bus Conductor
April 5, 2026
“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?” “He is a bus conductor”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Second Opinion
April 5, 2026
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment. Doctor: “Your tonsils have to come out. “ Patient: “I want a second opinion. “ Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly, too. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Room 5421
April 5, 2026
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light