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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Along Hello Murphy
April 5, 2026
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. “Hello, Murphy, “he says. “What time did you pull out this morning?’ “I didn’t, “replies Murphy. “And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chamomile Tea
April 5, 2026
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “ Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass
The Lady with Parkinson’s
April 5, 2026
An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each other’s company. After about three weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are both old and can’t do much sexually
Pig Ouiii
April 5, 2026
The circus advertised a new act, “Pig That Can Speak French. “ The trainer walked onto the stage, one hand holding a small pig with a green ribbon while the other held a wooden mallet. “Parlez-vous français?” asks the trainer and then proceeds to hit the pig with the mallet. The pig: “Ouiii” This joke
Sheerin’ Mate
April 5, 2026
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says “You sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “Naw, they’re all mine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cut-Glass Bowl
April 5, 2026
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light