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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Beautiful Pow Friend
April 5, 2026
A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Days Herman Yeah
April 5, 2026
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years” Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days” George: “*What? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???” Herman: “Yeah, the man was a lawyer.
Stall Amy Explains
April 5, 2026
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy: “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where
Bag Well
April 5, 2026
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. “
Wine Cellar
April 5, 2026
George told his wife once that a man is like a fine wine… it always gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the wine cellar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Eat Humans
April 5, 2026
A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans. “First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them” “But, mom, why can’t I just eat them the first time around?”
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light