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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Minutes Later Geoff
April 5, 2026
Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions. “What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically. “I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said. 15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off… “Are you giving up already?” he asked. This
Understand Art
April 5, 2026
At an art gallery, among other works of art, there is a painting by a famous painter. The entire painting is completely black. Surprised by what he saw, a visitor asks him: “What does this painting represent? I do not understand anything!” “You are one of those people who don’t seem to understand art. It’s
Lazy Bastard
April 5, 2026
“My father never did a day’s work in his life, “said Paddy. “He must have been a lazy bastard, “replied Nick. “No, he was a Night Watchman,’ said Paddy. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Runner Cast
April 5, 2026
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes, “she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home
Amnesiac Often Beautiful
April 5, 2026
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Geographic Location Rothschild
April 5, 2026
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders wine – the 1945 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light