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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Ball Drag Fred
April 5, 2026
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, “What’s the
Hello Tomatoe
April 5, 2026
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: “Hello, Tomatoe… “ He responds: “My name is not Tomatoe, it’s just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you “Potatoe”? “Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Bean Soup Either
April 5, 2026
The bean soup Mike ordered was mostly water. He decided to tell the waitress. “This soup is awful, “Sam said. “I know, “she said. “I don’t like bean soup either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Auntie I’ve Eaten
April 5, 2026
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes
Concierge Toilette Pepper – French Guest
April 5, 2026
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!” came the reply This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher Let’s
April 5, 2026
Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a