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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Works Till
April 5, 2026
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: “Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. “ The doctor, looking at his watch says:” Now it is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2PM, so as you can imagine I’ve finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so
Jerry’s Mobile
April 5, 2026
Jerry was in a job interview today when the manager handed him his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me. “ So Jerry put it under his arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually the manager called Jerry’s mobile and said, “Bring it back here right
Software Company
April 5, 2026
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that. “ The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but
Louisiana Purchase Charlotte
April 5, 2026
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “ Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was,
Office Emma
April 5, 2026
On his Birthday, a man named Oliver was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Emma said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. At lunch
Confessional Box
April 5, 2026
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a