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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Milkman Filled
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank. “ Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
Bottom Nina
April 5, 2026
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I
Clean Clothes
April 5, 2026
A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing. “ The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month. “ “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to
Gummy Bears
April 5, 2026
“Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?” “Because I helped her. “ “But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?” “I helped her eat her gummy bears. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Johnny Yes
April 5, 2026
Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now… “ Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir! , the customer is always right”. Boss
Johnny’s Bitch
April 5, 2026
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a