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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Drug Store
April 5, 2026
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know. “ She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger. “ She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and
Underwear Bingo
April 5, 2026
An old man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives him a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests. “ The man says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Cowboy Sidles
April 5, 2026
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in
Pee Whiskey
April 5, 2026
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. “I want to pee whiskey, “he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want. “ “No, I want to pee whiskey. “ The genie thinks what can it do,
Rape Relief Mad
April 5, 2026
“Is it rape if it’s your wife?” “I don’t think so. “ “What a relief! I thought you’d be mad as hell!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Normal Horse
April 5, 2026
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a