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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Drug Store

Drug Store

April 5, 2026

A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know. “ She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger. “ She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and

Underwear Bingo

Underwear Bingo

April 5, 2026

An old man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives him a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests. “ The man says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can

Cowboy Sidles

Cowboy Sidles

April 5, 2026

Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in

Pee Whiskey

Pee Whiskey

April 5, 2026

George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. “I want to pee whiskey, “he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want. “ “No, I want to pee whiskey. “ The genie thinks what can it do,

Rape Relief Mad

Rape Relief Mad

April 5, 2026

“Is it rape if it’s your wife?” “I don’t think so. “ “What a relief! I thought you’d be mad as hell!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Normal Horse

Normal Horse

April 5, 2026

One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in

Treding Jokes

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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