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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Leprechaun Smiles
April 5, 2026
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head, and
Sheets Off
April 5, 2026
Bloke in hospital with 50% burns, Dr. says, “Give him two Viagra. “ Nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” Dr replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Giant Breakfast Eggs
April 5, 2026
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 30 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big
Fan Next
April 5, 2026
“Honey”, says the wife to her husband, “last night I had the most amazing dream. . I dreamed that we were making love and next to our bed there was a black man from Africa who was waving a fan to us and that gave me great satisfaction. . “ The couple decided to make
Handle Inches Hmm
April 5, 2026
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. “Hmm, “said the madam. “I’m not sure. Try the first door on the right. “ So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. “It’s too big! Take it out!” So
Blood Transfusion
April 5, 2026
There were three nurses in a morgue… They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on. The first nurse was very forward and said, “Wow! I have never seen that before, I can’t let that go to waste”. After saying this the first
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a