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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Radio Repeat
April 5, 2026
An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So
Borrow Twenty Dollars
April 5, 2026
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollars, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?” “Yes, sir, “the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Each Elmo
April 5, 2026
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn’t want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do
Factory Foreman Inspected
April 5, 2026
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just
Copier Machine Paper
April 5, 2026
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that,
Milk Upon
April 5, 2026
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up onto the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a