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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Exemplary Statues
April 5, 2026
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you
Mated Times Last
April 5, 2026
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They came up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year. “ The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could
Daddy Bends
April 5, 2026
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says,
Johnny’s Teacher
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s. “ Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hey Lady – Lady Walking
April 5, 2026
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. “ Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the
Liver Alone Cheese
April 5, 2026
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty,
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a