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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
George Washington’s Clock
April 5, 2026
A politician died and went to the pearly gates. He peered over the angel’s shoulder and saw several clocks. He asked the angel what the clocks represented. The angels told him the hands of the clock only move when someone is lying. The man saw George Washington’s clock on the wall and asked the angel
Zip Code Keeps
April 5, 2026
A saleswoman is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. “ “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. “ “Uh…
Accused George
April 5, 2026
Olivia, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she
Reverend Last Sunday
April 5, 2026
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein. “ Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank you, that’s nice of you to say. “
Salesgirl You’ll
April 5, 2026
Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress. In the clothing store she asked, “May I try on that dress in the window, please?” “Certainly not, madam,’“responded the salesgirl. “You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Prospective Buyer
April 5, 2026
“This house, “said the real estate salesperson, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north. “ “What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a